My Thoughts:
- Not even Richard Armitage could save this movie!
- Not even Richard Armitage + Martin Freeman + Benedict Cumberbatch could save this movie!!
- Why were the orcs completely CG? Why weren't they guys dressed as orcs? That bugged me! WETA is getting lazy!
- The barrel fight was ridiculous!! OMG! The barrel roll with Bombur was too much, and there are no words for the stupid stuff Legolas did.
- Legolas's face bugged me. He looks different. What did they do to him? Did they CG some of his face? Something about it bugged me.
- The book was completely forgotten. Why!? Why did they stray so far from the book! Tolkien must be rolling in his grave!
- I thought Turiel was going to really bug me, but I actually liked her stuff. She was good, except for the infatuation with Kili. What the heck is up with that!? Why were Kili and this elf flirting!? Weird and Wrong!
- They leave Kili behind!?!?!?!? WTF! Four dwarfs are left behind when they go to the mountain?
- Why was the focus not on Bilbo? The Hobbit is about Bilbo, the hobbit, and the movie took its focus off of him for most of the time!
- There were a lot of slow and boring parts. The scenes just didn't want to end! The movie was losing me.
- I like how they depicted Beorn, but they screwed up his part.
- Gandalf didn't know about the ring or Sauron until Lord of the Rings!! He spends YEARS researching it! Hello!!
- Desolation of Smaug? He is still alive. Where was the desolating?
- I could forgive a few discrepancies with the first movie, but this was awful! I don't know if I even want to see the next movie.
Dave's Thought:
- Peter Jackson, try again!
Tyson's Thoughts:
- The barrel scene was made for 10 year olds.
- There is a better way to spend $1.50
- I was confused.
- Why was the red headed lady hitting on the dwarf the whole time?
- Not even Richard Armitage could save this movie!
- Not even Richard Armitage + Martin Freeman + Benedict Cumberbatch could save this movie!!
- Why were the orcs completely CG? Why weren't they guys dressed as orcs? That bugged me! WETA is getting lazy!
- The barrel fight was ridiculous!! OMG! The barrel roll with Bombur was too much, and there are no words for the stupid stuff Legolas did.
- Legolas's face bugged me. He looks different. What did they do to him? Did they CG some of his face? Something about it bugged me.
- The book was completely forgotten. Why!? Why did they stray so far from the book! Tolkien must be rolling in his grave!
- I thought Turiel was going to really bug me, but I actually liked her stuff. She was good, except for the infatuation with Kili. What the heck is up with that!? Why were Kili and this elf flirting!? Weird and Wrong!
- They leave Kili behind!?!?!?!? WTF! Four dwarfs are left behind when they go to the mountain?
- Why was the focus not on Bilbo? The Hobbit is about Bilbo, the hobbit, and the movie took its focus off of him for most of the time!
- There were a lot of slow and boring parts. The scenes just didn't want to end! The movie was losing me.
- I like how they depicted Beorn, but they screwed up his part.
- Gandalf didn't know about the ring or Sauron until Lord of the Rings!! He spends YEARS researching it! Hello!!
- Desolation of Smaug? He is still alive. Where was the desolating?
- I could forgive a few discrepancies with the first movie, but this was awful! I don't know if I even want to see the next movie.
Dave's Thought:
- Peter Jackson, try again!
Tyson's Thoughts:
- The barrel scene was made for 10 year olds.
- There is a better way to spend $1.50
- I was confused.
- Why was the red headed lady hitting on the dwarf the whole time?
Lol. I love your review. I had a very hard time with this movie too. I liked the first movie. It was a little boring in parts, but I was okay with it. This one, while I did like it, I hated it compared to the book. It just had so much in it that shouldn't have been there. The only part I loved was Mirkwood and I had my eyes closed most of the time because of the giant spiders.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. It was drawn out and extremely boring. I love how you point out that you know a movie's bad when not even Richard Armitage + Martin Freeman + Benedict Cumberbatch can save it. So true!
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