Dear person who has the 5th book of Amulet checked out:
There are 4 people on hold for this book, and you were supposed to return it on September 18. I have read the first 4 books in the series, and so has my husband and daughter. We are eagerly waiting to read the 5th book! It is mean and cruel for you to keep us waiting like this! Please return the book to the library ASAP!!
An eager reader
Dear Provo Library:
There are 4 people on hold for the 5th book in the Amulet series, and the one and only copy has not been returned! Why don't you buy some more!? Please!
A loyal patron